I DONT HAVE SWINE FLU!

"I dont have swine flu!" said porkers
"You do I've heard you snore!" said big B the blueberry pie.
"That doesnt mean I have swine fl- HEY I dont snore!"
"HA thats the worst lie ever! You so snore, and you so have swine flu!"
"do not! your the one that has swine flu!"
"That may be so but what you dont realise is that blanket you slept on last night I wiped my nose with!"
"EWWWW!!!!"
"so now you do have swine flu!"

THE NEXT DAY!
"I feel terrrible, ACHOOO!"
"HA! so I was right you do have swine flu!"
Porkers eyes are really watery right now...
"Hey its a pie!"
gobble gobble
"AHHHH!"
Porkers eyes were so watery that he didnt recognise the pie he was eating was Big B!

this goes to show that if you be mean you get EATEN!
HA!