The Adventures of Big B the Blueberry Pie- Part 2- Big B gets a Wiener

Big B leapt out of bed. He knew he was going to have an adventure today, he could smell it in the air! Or maybe that was just breakfast, speaking of breakfast, Big B was starving! He went to eat his blueberry flakes next to his best friend Patrick the strawberry tart, who was eating strawberry flakes.

After they had finished their yummy breakfast they decided to go for a walk in the park. “Big B I’m hungry!” moaned Patrick as they went out the door.

“But we just ate!” exclaimed Big B.

“Yeah but then we stopped eating,” explained Patrick.

“We’ll get some hotdogs later,”

“Yay!” Patrick said, satisfied.

Once they finally reached the park, they played a game of kick the mini donut, but when Patrick missed the mini donut for 11^th time, they saw a wiener (mini sausage). Once again Big B smelt adventure or maybe it was just the little brown mess the wiener made.

You see, to pastries wieners are like dogs. Big B was extremely excited; this was the adventure he had smelt all day! Patrick and Big B looked around to see if the wiener had an owner, and checked to see if it was wearing a collar. Once they established it didn’t have an owner or collar, they decided to keep the wiener. “We’ll call you Princess Yummybutt!” Big B said happily.

“Yeah that’s an awesome name!” Patrick agreed.

They loved Princess Yummybutt so much; they took her with them everywhere. The shops to buy groceries, the arcade to play video games, and the bushes when she needed to go… They were having so much fun they didn’t notice the time go by. “OMG look at the time!” exclaimed Big B.

“Its only 4:55 pm,” Patrick replied while looking at his watch.

“Big hand is for minutes Patrick,” Big B said annoyed.

“Oh right, OMG its 11:20!” Patrick said surprised.

“Really Patrick?” Big b said sarcastically.

“Yeah we better get home!” so they rushed home and brushed their teeth.

When Big B had finished brushing his teeth, he discovered Princess Yummybutt lying on his bed. “No Princess, this is your bed,” said Big B while pointing at a hotdog roll. “That’s my bed.” Princess Yummybutt didn’t budge, so Big B nudged her a little, still she didn’t move. “Oh fine, but just for tonight,” and with that Big B got into his bed with Princess Yummybutt, who was already snoring.

The next morning, Big B woke with a start. He hears something moving around. He picked up his baseball bat, ready to hit whatever was in his house with it. He walked slowly to the living room, and he saw his house DESTROYED, and Princess Yummybutt wagging her tail, in the middle of the crime scene.

Big B’s mouth was opened wide when Patrick entered the room, they were both speechless. “How could a wiener so small do damage so big?” Big B asked, voice cracking.

“I have no idea,” Patrick answered sadly.

“ Well, we better get to cleaning up, Patrick will you get a garbage bag… or maybe three, we’ll have to throw away a lot of things after what this wiener has done,” Big B said while shooting daggers at Princess Yummybutt with his eyes. Princess Yummybutt just continued to wag her tail.

They spent the whole day cleaning and replacing broken furniture. Luckily, Big B’s only photo of his parents was still OK, without that photo he would have no memory of his parents. When they finally finished cleaning, they went to bed. This time Big B made Princess Yummybutt sleep in the hotdog roll, he was fed up with this wiener.

Big B heard a crash, he raced out of bed to the photo of his parents, which now lay on the floor, in pieces. Big B looked as if he might cry, but then his crust turned red “LOOK AT WHAT YOU’VE DONE!” he shouted at the wiener, “YOU BROKE MY ONLY MEMORY OF MY PARENTS!” Patrick came running to Big B, who was now in tears “It’s OK, it’s OK,” Patrick said comfortingly to Big B then shot a warning glance at Princess Yummybutt whose tail was not wagging anymore.

“I want to get rid of that wiener,” Big B said when he had calmed down. “The neighbours have always wanted a pet, we can give it to them,”

“If you think that it’s the right decision,” Patrick replied. So they took princess Yummybutt to their neighbours, who were delighted to finally have a pet.

Big b and Patrick lived in peace for a while, but then they grew lonely and bored. “We should never have given Princess Yummybutt away, I was just angry that’s why I did it!” Big B said sadly. “Oh Patrick what will we do?”

“Well, we could always ask for her back,” Patrick answered.

“Patrick, you’re a genius!” Big B exclaimed.

“I am? Oh right I am, why am I?” Patrick replied, confused

“Never mind let’s just go get Princess Yummybutt!”

So Patrick and Big B went next door to ask their neighbours for Princess Yummybutt back. “Sorry we gave her to the church because she wrecked our house!” So they went to the church “We gave her to the blind pastry down the street because she drank the holy water!” So they went to the blind pastry “But she’s my guide wiener! You can’t take her away from me!” the blind pastry explained. Big B and Patrick frowned, but when they were about to leave Big B had an idea, “Why don’t we let her decide?” So they put Princess Yummybutt in the middle of each other and started calling out her name. Princess Yummybutt sniffed the air and then went to the blind pastry.

Big B and Patrick were really disappointed. “I guess she’s your dog,” Patrick said sadly before they opened the door. Just when they were about to close the door the saw Princess Yummybutt pull a cookie out of the blind pastries pocket. “Hey, she didn’t like you she just wanted your cookie!” Big B exclaimed. After Princess Yummybutt finished eating she ran over to Big B and Patrick. “Sorry about your dog,” said Patrick as he left with big b and Princess Yummybutt.

So Big B, Patrick and Princess Yummybutt went home, they were a family again!

WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN THE NEXT ADVENTURE OF BIG B THE BLUEBERRY PIE!!!!!!!!